Jan 15, 2006, 09:02 AM // 09:02
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#561
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Krytan Explorer
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: southern ILL
Guild: Signet of Ultimate Doom[SiG]
Profession: R/
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cuz there not blowy
y r noobs so stupid
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Jan 15, 2006, 09:56 AM // 09:56
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#562
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mmmmmmmm pie.
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: Honolulu, Hawaii
Guild: Favorable Winds [Gust]
Profession: Mo/
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cuz they are too noob to understand what noob is therefore being noobish or what i like to call a nubsicle.
why is the color blue referred to as "cold" and red "hot"
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Jan 15, 2006, 06:05 PM // 18:05
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#563
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Wilds Pathfinder
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: UK
Guild: Servants of Fortuna [SoF]
Profession: Mo/
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Because on the 8th day god made hot and cold taps with those colours.
Why does water flow out of taps and not into them?
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Jan 15, 2006, 09:09 PM // 21:09
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#564
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Banned
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: /B/Chan
Guild: Looking for one
Profession: W/
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No vacuum.
Why are vacuums so loud when they suck?
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Jan 15, 2006, 09:31 PM // 21:31
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#565
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Lunar Rabbit
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they are too quiet when they blow
why dont trees eat the woodpeckers?
Last edited by Jiao Yang; Jan 15, 2006 at 09:36 PM // 21:36..
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Jan 15, 2006, 09:54 PM // 21:54
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#566
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Lion's Arch Merchant
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: End of the Universe
Guild: My guild name not know you must.
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well coz the woodpeckers eat the trees
why am i bored?
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Jan 16, 2006, 01:09 AM // 01:09
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#567
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Lion's Arch Merchant
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: San Francisco
Profession: W/Mo
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Because your pants are on.
What's sharper, a spoon or a napkin?
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Jan 16, 2006, 01:50 AM // 01:50
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#568
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Banned
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: /B/Chan
Guild: Looking for one
Profession: W/
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Napkin, I just got a paper cut.
Why do I find this picture funny?
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Jan 16, 2006, 02:18 AM // 02:18
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#569
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God of Spammers
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: in the middle of a burning cornfield...
Guild: Scars Meadows [SMS] (Officer)
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i have no idea...
Why do you find that picture funny?
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Jan 16, 2006, 02:53 AM // 02:53
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#570
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Krytan Explorer
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: South Shields, England
Guild: The Psycho Titans
Profession: R/
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i didnt
Why do girls insist on going out with bad boys?
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Jan 16, 2006, 03:07 AM // 03:07
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#571
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God of Spammers
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: in the middle of a burning cornfield...
Guild: Scars Meadows [SMS] (Officer)
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u know if i knew i wouldnt have a problem w/ my sister...
Why are bad guys stupid?
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Jan 16, 2006, 03:13 AM // 03:13
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#572
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Desert Nomad
Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Lost in the sands of time...
Guild: Blood Of Orr [BoO]
Profession: R/Rt
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beacuse they lack intelligance
Why do guys seem to like 100 pound supermodels instead of curvy girls? (by curvy i dont mean fat, i mean having a little meat)
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Jan 16, 2006, 04:14 AM // 04:14
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#573
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God of Spammers
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: in the middle of a burning cornfield...
Guild: Scars Meadows [SMS] (Officer)
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cause thats what is socially accepted
Why do some fat girls think they are sexy?
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Jan 16, 2006, 04:19 AM // 04:19
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#574
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Krytan Explorer
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Canada
Guild: LS
Profession: W/Mo
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What else would they want to think about themselves?
Hmmm that was sort of an answer and a question... strange.
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Jan 16, 2006, 04:30 AM // 04:30
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#575
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God of Spammers
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: in the middle of a burning cornfield...
Guild: Scars Meadows [SMS] (Officer)
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u bring up a good point...
Why did you have to bring up a good point?
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Jan 16, 2006, 04:50 AM // 04:50
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#576
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Krytan Explorer
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Canada
Guild: LS
Profession: W/Mo
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Because I couldnt think of a different response to your question.
Why couldnt I think of a different response?
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Jan 16, 2006, 05:02 AM // 05:02
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#577
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God of Spammers
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: in the middle of a burning cornfield...
Guild: Scars Meadows [SMS] (Officer)
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because you picked what first popped into your mind
Why do we not think before we speak/type?
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Jan 16, 2006, 07:35 AM // 07:35
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#578
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Krytan Explorer
Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: I live in Konglevegen
Profession: N/
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coz we don't have time for that
why is my computer irritating me on purpose?
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Jan 16, 2006, 08:15 AM // 08:15
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#579
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Grotto Attendant
Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: The Clouds
Guild: Scars Meadows [SMS]
Profession: Mo/Me
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Because computers have paraplegic midgets inside running them, and yours is pissed.
How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?
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Jan 16, 2006, 03:50 PM // 15:50
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#580
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Lunar Rabbit
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L=(C*2B)/S
Where:
L=number of licks
C=circumference of the tootsie pop (rounded to 2 decimal places)
B=number of beavers killed in the making of it
S=Total surface area of the fur from Somali Leopards singed each year by stray meteorites.
Why did i spend so long working out a pointless equation?
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